These are the socks of someone who frackisomething today. Something dirty. (Taken with instagram)
This is how we fell in love.
If you got past the title of this post then you, like me, are probably in possession of a useless degree in Literature. Kudos! Dust it off, and let’s chat about Walking Dead.
Last year I suggested to the wife and some friends that I felt AMC’s excellent Walking Dead was a modern retelling of…
Leann Rimes’ boobs are trying desperately to get away from her. Probably to get back to their factory home.
Someday these rainb-O tits will save the world.
RT @WPIX Raw Sewage Spilling into the Hudson River
Rolling with my hopi #nativeamericanrap
Glad they found another black man to take Laurence Fishburne’s place on CSI. #incaseyouforgotteddansonisanass
#juststoprightthere
Imagine in this gonorrhea the blue things were red, wouldn’t it look just like inside a pomegranate? MMMMM.
#youneedtositdown
I kid…
Why does this look more like lube than pepperspray? Watch out or I might accidentally excite someone.
Father’s Day advertisement I made that got rejected.
New Al-Qaida leader Al-Zawahri. Guess it’s not a beauty contest. Killer Urkle impression though. “Did Allah do that?”
But not today. RT @WiredJC “One day a great city will rise on the west bank of the Hudson River.” Alexander Hamilton
